15 Celeb Hotties Comment On Their “Upstairs” And “Downstairs”
They may be called your “private parts” but you’re definitely about to learn a lot more about these 15 gorgeous celebrities and their body.
Whether it’s the 8 women who open up about their chest, or 7 who elected to share their insights on their “flower” (as one celebrity describes it) we have tracked down quotes from every single entry on our list and believe us when we say, you’ll be shocked at some of the confessions and never look at some of these stars the same way again.
Such as which Harry Potter star waxes all of her body, which celebrity was even happier with her body after giving birth or who called her boob job one of the best decisions of her life.
We’ve included entries from the modelling world, singers, and actresses as we’ve tracked down the 15 hottest celebrities who’ve gone public about their private parts.
15. Upstairs – Kate Upton Wishes She Had A Smaller Chest
Kate Upton has a body that many women would dream about, she does envy those who may be smaller on the chest side
“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life as I love to wear spaghetti tops braless or go for the smallest bikini designs. If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons,” explained Upton in a past interview.
Though she has also opened up in the past about why she loves her boobs, “When finally I went through my growth spurt, and they appeared, and I just… I loved them. So that’s why I like boobs, because I didn’t have them, and then I got ’em,”
14. Downstairs – Olivia Wilde Felt Like It Had Died During Marriage
Olivia Wilde may be engaged to funnyman Jason Sudeikis, but there was nothing funny about the end of her relationship with former partner Tao Ruspoli. The two got married when Wilde was only 19 years old, and by the end, she got a real clear sign from her body that the relationship was over
“I felt like my vagina died. Turned off. Lights out … And you can lie to your relatives at Christmas dinner and tell them everything on the homefront is just peachy. But you cannot lie to your vagina,” explained Munn.
We can hope that is a feeling that she’ll never experience with Sudeikis!
13. Upstairs – Jennifer Lawrence Knows Her Chest Is Uneven
When it comes to features on Jennifer Lawrence that stand out, it’s hard to know where to start. For many men, they may find their attention drawn to the center of Lawrence but despite all that staring; you may have never noticed that she’s actually not “even”
“I just went to the doctor today. I got a chest X-ray of my lungs and discovered that my breasts are uneven,” admitted Lawrence in a past interview.
Something like that is completely out of her control and certainly not worth judging someone over, and we commend her for having the confidence to speak up.
12. Downstairs – Cameron Diaz Thinks You Should Treat It Like A Flower
There are plenty of women out there who do not spend much time getting to know their own body. That definitely, however, isn’t the case for Cameron Diaz who has opened up about the importance of loving and knowing yourself,
“Learn about it. You’re supposed to treat it like the beautiful flower that is, the delicate flower that it is. And you’re supposed to nurture it in all the ways that it needs nurturing. Watering it. Fertilizing it. It needs nourishment. It’s hungry.”
Though if we’re being honest, anytime I hear someone describe it as “their flower” I can’t help but think of Monica describing her virginity on Friends.
11. Upstairs – Kaley Cuoco Thinks Enhancement Was Best Decision Of Her Life
Kaley Cuoco not only loves her chest, she’s actually called her decision to get altered one of the best decisions of her entire life.
“Years ago I had my nose done. And my boobs— best thing I ever did…. As much as you want to love your inner self… I’m sorry, you also want to look good,” said Cuoco when interviewed.
When you consider Cuoco had several roles growing up throughout her life that has kept her in the public eye (including 8 Simple Rules), you can imagine it was not a decision she made lightly.
We’re also sure her boyfriend, professional equestrian Karl Cook is pretty thrilled with how her body looks.
10. Downstairs – Emma Watson’s Not Afraid To Say She Waxes Everywhere
There are plenty of topics that many celebrities shy away from talking about, and understandably, their “personal grooming” habits are probably up there for many of them.
Yet when Emma Watson signed on to be a spokesperson for Fur Oil, it came with an understanding that she opens up about the incredible versatility of the product
“There’s still so much shame around the things you do to get ready while you’ve got a towel wrapped around your head. It’s important to me not to edit that out. I use Fur Oil. I’ll use that anywhere from the ends of my hair to my eyebrows to my p*bic hair. It’s an amazing all-purpose product.”
At least you know she uses the product she endorses!
9. Upstairs – Scarlett Johansson Knows She’ll Catch Your Eye On The Red Carpet
Scarlett Johansson is no stranger to the photographers being all over her whenever she attends a red carpet event. So naturally, when the event is over, she may spend some time looking at the photos and seeing how her outfit looked.
It was in one of these moments that Johansson realized how prominent her chest was, “It was all fine and dandy when I was standing in the mirror, and I was like, ‘This looks so damn good.’ And then I saw a couple of red carpet photos from the side, and ‘Hello, there’s the breast, right there.'”
Johansson is well aware now of the attention she gets, including saying that she feels her boobs could win an award in a past interview. We’re sure you wouldn’t vote against her!
8. Downstairs – Kim Kardashian Was Happy With Appearance Post-Childbirth
You can imagine that all women go through different emotions when they first get home from giving birth to their first child. And when you’re as big a celebrity as Kim Kardashian, you better believe it’s a moment that she was going to get asked about.
When interviewed, Kardashian admitted,
“When I came back from the hospital, the first thing I did was go and look at my vagina in the mirror. It looks better-looking than before!”
While that definitely seems like TMI Kim, it’s definitely not the first time she’s shared too much of herself with the world.
7. Upstairs – Katy Perry Prayed To God For A Bigger Chest
There is no shortage of reasons why people may ask the big man upstairs for something to change in their life. When Katy was growing up it wasn’t necessarily fame and fortune that she sought, but instead bigger boobs!
“I lay on my back one night and looked down at my feet, and I prayed to God. I said, ‘God, will you please let me have boobs so big that I can’t see my feet when I’m lying down?’ God answered my prayers. I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually,” said Perry in a past interview.
Ironically, you probably wouldn’t be alone if you thanked God for giving us such a gorgeous celebrity to look at!
6. Downstairs – Amy Poehler Compares Her Downstairs To Angelina Jolie
Amy Poehler made a name for herself through her outstanding comedic ability on shows like Saturday Night Live and then rocked out with her own series Parks and Recreation. Not to mention the fact that she’s an accomplished author, writing Yes, Please which came out in 2014 and gave some nice insight on her life.
Including, naturally, her thoughts on her Private part,
“I don’t consider myself beautiful or famous, but my Private part certainly is. Everyone knows this. I have the Angelina Jolie of Private parts.”
We’re sure the real life Jolie appreciates the compliment!
5. Upstairs – Sofia Vergara Knows Her Chest Has Gotten Her Roles
Sofia Vergara is an incredibly intelligent woman, and with that comes a great level of self-awareness especially in regards to her appearance.
“I know [my breasts] have opened doors for me, let’s be real,” explained Vergara. Though she did explain some disdain for her chest, “But I so hate when I see Gisele and she is wearing a tiny little tank top with no bra, like, ‘Oh, I just threw this on, I look so cute.’ If I wore that I would look like I was pregnant, or a fat stripper.”
While we don’t think you’d ever describe Sofia as looking like a fat stripper, she definitely makes a solid point about how she definitely wouldn’t be able to leave the house without a bra on!
4. Downstairs – Brandi Glanville Wants Ex-Husband To Buy Her A New One
Brandi Glanville is the host of a podcast entitled Brandi Glanville Unfiltered, so naturally, you can expect her to open up about several areas of her life. This includes her relationship with her now ex-husband, Eddie Cibrian.
In fact, Glanville opened up about the very unusual thing that she realized she should ask for in the divorce
“A brand-new Private part would be an Eddie-free Private part … I decided that since Eddie had ruined my Private part for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number.”
While it’s not clear if he ended up paying for one, kudos to her for having the courage to ask!
3. Upstairs – Ariel Winter Elected To Get Reduction
Ariel Winter has gotten plenty of love, but also some hate over the last little while for her appearance. But no matter what your stance on how her body looks, Winter is absolutely comfortable with her body and that’s what really matters.
In fact, Winter has even undergone plastic surgery to get her chest reduced in order to be comfortable.
“Don’t get me wrong: I don’t think women should ever change themselves based on anyone else’s standards. My surgery got a lot of criticism from some people, but I’m happier for it. I was uncomfortable and unhappy. I chose surgery because of how I felt, not because of what anyone else thought.”
Nobody deserves to feel uncomfortable or unhappy with how they look, especially if you’re constantly being scrutinized for it and we’re glad Winter was able to alter her body to one she loves and loves showing off!
2. Downstairs – Madonna Said Hers Has Given Her “Indescribable Pleasure”
Madonna may have several body parts that leave you ogling her, but she may have been the most open about the love of her “downstairs”
“I love my p—y, it is the complete summation of my life. It’s the place where all the most painful things have happened. But it has given me indescribable pleasure. My p—y is the temple of learning,” said Madonna.
You can imagine the fact that she has several kids is why she has had some painful moments, but we’re also sure ex-husbands Sean Penn and Guy Ritchie enjoy the idea that they gave her “indescribable pleasure”.
1. Upstairs – Keira Knightley Hates When They Get Altered In Photos
Keira Knightley absolutely loves her body, even if she is convinced sometimes that the professional magazines she models for don’t.
“Sometimes [magazines] make them a lot bigger. You kind of think, ‘OK, if you are going to invent the fact that I have big tits anyway, could they at least be perky ones?’ It seems a little unfair to go from nothing to a big droop, so that’s when I get quite unhappy with it,” said Knightley when interviewed.
Keira has also posed topless in the past but agreed to do so only under the implication that her breasts not be altered. It’s clear she loves her smaller chest, so why shouldn’t the world get to see her for how she actually looks?